A couple years ago when our very dear Queen moderator, and her adorable husband went to Aruba, a bunch of us decided it would be fun to write our own story about just what the two of them were up to on the island. It really turned out to be very funny, albeit somewhat off the wall.

I hope everyone contributes..... and should anyone want to begin it now with what sherry and murray are doing to ready themselves for the trip, feel free to begin.

By the way ~ there is nothing and there is no one that is sacred!! Look out world, here comes another tale of trysts, and whatever else happens to fall off someone's typing fingers!!

Anyone???

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It was a dark and stormy night. The Queen and her Court Jester were packing their bags for their brazillionth trip to Aruba when an old familiar song came over the radio.

Aruba, Aruba. I love Aruba.
Aruba, Aruba. Sing Aruba Days.

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Finally, the bags were all packed...Check
The passports handy.......Check
The airline tickets in hand......Check
When all of a sudden, Queen moderator saw..........

sherry almost dropped her teeth!! (no, she wasn't packing them) A chill ran through her body. Could this be "our" Gary?? Has he become Aruba's heart throb??

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a note being slipped under her front door! Quickly, she opened the door, but no one was there!!!

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When she opened the note she saw that it was written in some cryptic language with no signature....and it had a familiar scent....but one thing she did recognize was the little insignia on the upper left corner...it was the sign of the famous or infamous YAP YUM GIRLS and they were apparently looking to have her back in the fold....suddenly she felt a presence behind her.....

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.....and she felt the tickle of a feather boa against her neck! "Now dear, don't forget to pack this!" said Murray with a cheeky grin...not noticing the note in Sherrys' hand. "Look" she said...catching her breath...."What does this mean?" Murry took one look at it, and blanched!...Oh, no.....not now he said with a strangled voice...I knew............

it was only a matter of time before they found you again. Maybe we should call Elaine and see if she got anything. What if....

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that old hooo hum is going to be on island with her "girls?" Murray secretly is excited... he remembers that last vacation when sherry turned him on bigggggggggggggg time!! Could it happen again??? Would it happen again??? Damn, and she made those bathing suit straps tighter!!!

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Now, somewhere down south, there is another "playa" getting ready to make a trip! Some say this person is always fishin for a fun time! His little pet is a little curly haired thing that isn't normally "baaaaad". But as the packing continues, Curly becomes agitated. There is definately something missing from the suitcase.....

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Pedro!!! Pedro the pole people pet!! No room this time ~ this playa, AKA kevin d, the yin of yang, or is that the yang of yin ~ has a surprise for the queen and the adorable husband! He, too, will soon be soaring to the island of romance... Little does he know, the surprise is on him!

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Apparently Gary (unbelievable) has baaaanapped ol' Sheepie (I sure hope that's the little curly haired thing that Ruba mentioned) and smuggled him into Aruba, as part of his plan to lure Pedro. The diabolical Gary hopes to finally have the chance to kidnap the Queen and her Prince, and exact his revenge for being banned for life from the BB. When kevin hears of this, he's 40,000 feet high in a plane on its way to Vegas. He storms the flight deck (politely of course):

"Turn this thing around" he says, in his best Leslie Nielson voice, "we've got to to Aruba to save Sheepie and the Queen". The pilot turns around and looks increduously at kevin...

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"Turn this plane around?? Are you out of your mind?" With one look at Pedro, the pilot answered the question himself. It was obvious this man wasn't wrapped too tight! The shaved head, the stubble... This was a job for homeland security who just happened to be onboard! Over the loud speaker, the pilot (in code of course) uttered these words...

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..."Good evening, this is your Captain speaking. We'll be in Vegas in about 3 hours so just sit back and continue to practice counting cards. Oh and pudding skin makes me vomit." As soon as he hears the word 'vomit', the TSA agent jumps up and grabs pedro/kevin. About to fight him off, pedro looks and realizes that it's actually Murray in disguise!

Murray drags him up to the aisle, past all the passengers trying to memorize the cards they've dealt themselves, and announces to the crew that he's nabbed the terrorist - but he must be delivered to Aruba. As the plane makes a big ol u-turn over Oklahoma and begins heading southeast, a passenger in the back row stands up...

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and the melodic sound of

"Danke Schoen, Darling, Danke Schoen " begins to echo throughout the plane. Why, it's Wayne Newton, Mr. Las Vegas!!! But, but, but, what happened to his lovely blacker then jet black hair??

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"Surley you must be kidding"...says M Newton....."I've always wanted to visit an island...surrounded by water!!" "Well", the pilot answered, "this is your lucky day, and don't call me Shirley!"
Mr Newton is all excited about these turn of events.......

"Who cares if they voted me off Dancing With The Stars - I'm going to Aruba!! And I'm going to dance, dance, dance baby!"

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Pedro's pad locked ~ Murray's half cocked ...Wayne is knock offed ~ and, sherry's home crocked!! What a trip this is going to be!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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