I found this on Richard's board and it is very funny (and true!!) I have Steve signed up for Remote Control Helpline and Learning How to Find Things class.

Thank you, Jackie!

Evening Classes for Men

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS.

Step by step guide with slide presentation.

TOILET ROLLS -- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion.

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR.

Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics).

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL.

Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups.

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS.

Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum.

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role play.

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.

PowerPoint presentation.

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.

Real life testimonial from the one man who did.

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation.

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER.

Online class and role playing.

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.

Bring your calendar or PDA to class.

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME.

Individual counselors available.

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Corrine: That's too funny

I have Ted signed up for ALL of them

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It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere

Corrine - It's really too bad they don't have any classes for me!!!! Thankfully Val doesn't read this board or I would be in big trouble!

You're not guilty of ANY of those donnie? You must be a saint! Lucky Val!

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Oh, sure. But this only applies when we're actually lost. Not when we simply have taken a wrong turn and don't know exactly where we are at the moment!

Trust me on this one. My parents live in Albuquerque....the capital city of missed turns. (Looney Tunes reference for those that didn't get it.)

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Once in a while you can get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right.

On occasion I am guilty, but mostly I try to make Val's life a little easier!