Screw You And Your Life Saving Device
Man, those little mistakes we like to call "children" are spoiled rotten. Kids these days seem to be walking around with every sort of frivolous electronic device...iPod's, cell phones, PDA's, laptop computers, insulin pumps, etc...
Last Friday, a teenager in Clermont, Florida, started "beeping" during class. Instead of asking him to turn off his "cell phone" the substitute teacher ran over and grabbed an electronic device from the student, which turned out to be an insulin pump surgically implanted in the boy's leg.
The tube came out, and the boy started suffering from dangerously abnormal sugar levels in his bloodstream. According to school officials, the teacher will not be invited back.

One more for your Saturday pleasure,

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!
"Catapult - An ancient weapon for throwing large stones and burning debris, with the intention of destruction."
Please note, nowhere in that definition does it mention hurling dumb (and presumably drunk) college students through the air and to their certain doom. Not only did Oxford University student Kostydin Yankov have himself launched and subsequently injured, but he paid £40 for this privilege.
It just goes to show you...there are two kinds of "Smart" -- "Book Smart" and "Idiotic Enough To Climb Into A Catapult For Recreational Purposes Smart"

and my daily news of the weird...

please guys, let's keep this going. let's find the weird news du jour and keep ourselves shaking our heads in wonder, lol.

Fight over coconut break leads to machete assault


One worker decided to cut down some coconuts from a tree to have something to drink. The co-worker wanted to get back to work, so he drove over the coconuts with a lawn mower. A ruckus followed. (TCPalm.com)

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