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As soon as we know that the island and everyone on it is safe. Our prayers and thoughts are with you....

To be continued...............

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crocheting for the webmaster's new baby due in Nov
clothes
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Here's hoping Aruba has calm weather and does not see any destruction.
Stay well Aruba!

Wishing all of you well and be "kind" in your story.

Andrea & Paul

aaahhhhhh, is our first traveler finally in bed for her last sleep before the party begins? i sure hope so, cause i know what she didn't tell you was in her suitcase. (she is absolutely going to kill me for telling you this.)

sitting there in one large corner are 10 cds. 10 glorious cds!!! 10 cds filled with the music of ...

'A LIFETIME OF ROMANCE' (www.timelife.com)

andrea is dreaming of this cd as i type this. in her dream she is playing the sweet music of romance. she is dreaming of her life as it will be for her nine nights with paul in aruba. yes readers, romance is in the air.

she knows that tomorrow morning her plane will take her to exotic lands starting with philly. she sleeps to the music of andy williams (gag) singing the theme from love story.

but wait!!! the alarm rings. it is limo time. time to 'fly me to the moon' shouts andrea. she and paul are off and running on this trip of a lifetime (of romance).

yes, it is dawn, usair is taking them past exotic philly. they see aruba in the distance. they see it 'through the eyes of love'. but wait, what is that down in the ocean next to the airport? what could it be?!?!?!

it's the...

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its the.... it's the "red roses for a blue lady" that Paul ordered. Unbeknown to Andrea, he threw away all that Xanax while Andrea was asleep. As he looked at her lovingly he cooed, "Andrea, my darling, "after the lovin'" I promise you that you won't need any more medication.... I'm going to take good care of you. Thrilled, she whispered into his ear... "Are you going to "hold me, kiss me, thrill me?" Fortunately, at this point, Hans showed up with their car rental. Lord only knows what would have happened right there in the baggage area of Beatrix!!arty:

Flooring the gas pedal.... Paul immediately high tailed it to LaCabanna cause he wanted to get Andrea in the room and "make the world go away."
One "floor" too many and the car stalled right in front of the tattoo parlor in town! Paul tried and tried, but the damn car wouldn't start! Horns were beeping, traffic backed up - people began to swarm around the car!!!

Could this really be happening?? From out of nowhere.....................

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from out of nowhere Paul exclaims "lets go inside the tatoo parlor, I can't get this car started. Lets get our names tatooed on each other to show our love to everyone" Andrea says, "oh Paul where I am going to get my tatoo - no one will be able to see it, LETS DO IT" Paul misinterprets Andreas plea for "doing it" but andrea quickly corrects him. Inside the parlor they go. when they get inside the parlor........

Little does andrea know, but the tatoo artist also loves time-life products! On the CD player, he is listening to: "Country Classic: Getting Rowdy". Ooooo, our kind of place, says andrea and paul! The artist hands our friends a beer! Andrea decides maybe her behind will would be a good place for the tatoo, but Paul says Nooooooooo, I have a much better place in mind.............

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"oh, pretty woman... have a rose tattooed on your lovely right breast." "Okay Paul, but only if you have a matching one done on your left breast so everyone knows you belong to me".. Andrea said while batting her lovely long and sensuous eyelashes. She wasn't having any of what was going on when Sherry and Murray were on vacation. No way!! She was going to make sure that Paul only had eyes for her!

Andrea went first..... out came the canvass for the artist's work.. her right breast. "Ouch, that needle hurts," she screamed! Finally, finally.. after about 2 hours and a lot of Andrea's sweating, the rose was finished... It was a work of art. How could she hide this little darlin'? "Paul.... I have a great idea let's------------------------------------

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let's go to the Ren lobby and throw 'three coins in the fountain'. we can wish for what we want on the rest of this vacation. so off they go, skipping hand in hand with their florins ready to throw in the waters.

as they are doing this, we flash back to virginia. who's this packing. why it's kevin and his child bride loren. they are dancing around their bedroom singing 'what a difference a day makes'. yes, they are packing for their flight to aruba. until this morning they thought it was 'the impossible dream' but they have gotten lucky.

this little dream sequence has given paul and andrea enough time to reach the Ren. andrea asks, 'oh paul, what can we wish for?' 'why andrea, i have all i want, but if i had one wish it would be...'

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Paul had his rose tattoo done on his left breast in record time... not a minute to waste here!! He said..."Andrea, I love my left breast now... and you my sweet.... you make me feel brand new."



Loren did make Kevin promise that when they went to the BB party that he wouldn't act like the leader of the pack. As she packed her nighties she said to Kevin..."I'm so excited about celebrating our first anniversary in Aruba - I feel like a teenager in love!"

"for this vacation to be just like our honeymoon.... Remember that first night at that hotel up on the roof? Remember what we did honey, and then we sealed it with a kiss?" As Andrea 's faced got a little red she said "Oh Paul... I do remember!! It started with----------------------------------

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...resisting the urge to join in...and a bit scared of this thread...leaving work now to go home and pack - have fun!

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Kevin, Kevin!! I was hoping you'd throw a line or two in for good measure. I'm kinda scared of this thread too! It's getting hot now!! lol mg_smile Have a safe flight and a wonderful vacation. We'll all miss you, but you'll kinda be here in some fashion.... wooooohooooo

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yes kevin, safe flight and a great time but remember that when you get back, you will be a famous hero or villain in

'THE BOOK OF THE CENTURY'!!!!!!

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...with our traditional wish at the fountain and with a ...little bit of soap." Little had they know then that just a little dab will do ya. The fountain had overflown with a mountain of suds. Eyeing the inviting slippery mess they ...

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they jumped in. bubbles, 'tiny bubbles' everywhere! andrea shouted to paul. this is just 'to marvelous for words' as she watched the bubbles cover everything in sight. hundreds of tourists milled around playing with the bubbles and jumping into the fountain. andrea and paul used the crowd and the bubbles to conceal their departure.

it's 'you and me against the world' they said as they ran off to the beach. it was a shorter run than usual due to ivan the terrible and they got there 'just in time' to see 'how high the moon' was. they sat on the beach with their bottle of wine and stared into each others' rose tattoos. 'paul', whispered andrea, 'i think it is time to...

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'Giving you the best that I got' cause I'm 'Stuck on you' 'Lady'. "'You are so beautiful'", Paul cooned into Andrea's eyes, knowing that she was 'Right here waiting' to go 'Somewhere out there'. Finishing the bottle of wine, Andrea said, "'I Swear', 'You make me feel brand new'". Paul, getting a bit tipsy now asked, "Where is our luggage? 'All I need' is ...

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that "little something special" that I packed." Paul was getting VERY tired.. Between the trip, the tattoo, the bubble bath and the wine... he'd about reached his limit and suddenly passed out! Poor Andrea didn't know what to do!!!! "Paul, Paul...I swear - if you don't wake up right now, you'll be hurt so bad 'cause I'm getting really, really mad!!" Besides, she wanted to know what that "little something special" was. No luck.... her Paul was out of it - lying prostate on the sand! She'd imbibed a bit herself and wasn't exactly steady on her feet either, but wasn't about to sit there and watch Paul snore! She finally got herself up.... looked at Paul and said.. "I'm so lonely I could cry!" She began walking the beach...and walking and walking and walking!! Night had fallen... she sensed someone behind her.. She turned to look, but it was difficult to see... all she could make out was a silhouette. Who was this stranger on the shore?

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could it really be!?!?! my god!!! it's dean martin!!! how is this possible?!?! he's dead!!! as he walks toward andrea with his hands reaching out to her he sings, 'return to me'. poor andrea is terrified until she realizes thru her drunken haze that this book is being written by stephen king's long lost cousins sherry and elaine and a few of their friends. "i guess 'anything goes' in this story line". she stands up to follow him.

meanwhile, at dulles airport, kevin and loren are 'leaving on a jet plane'. they don't realize that they are flying into a bad story line. all they know is that they are happy to be on their way to aruba. 'oh kev, thanks for leaving sheepie home this time. i will 'have the time of my life' and that means you will too. however, as soon as they land and leave customs, they see...

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It is Ron B., but disguised as ex-Mayor Rudy Guilani! He took special effort to do the "comb-over" too! After all those nasty Yankee comments, Ron B. was determined to ruin the vacation for Kevin who is seeking some Good Vibrations and Loren, who thinks he is a Daydream Believer. Heck, Loren wasn't even born when all these songs came out away!! Rudy/Ron, Kevin and Loren all head to Costa Linda and get settled.

Kevin and Loren look at each other, Kevin says to Loren I heard It through the Grapevine that...............

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Stands up??? She thinks to herself.."I'm more drunk than I thought cause I thought I was walking!" Following dead Dean and looking at his cute behind, all she could think of was...."Wow, that's poetry in motion!" She was going to follow him anywhere. Paul you ask..... Paul who????

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"Andrea is somewhere on the beach following a ghost and Paul in ossified and laying in the sand! I have to do something to help....."come go with me."
Loren's response was loud and angry.... "Kevin, I will not! I told you that I've had enough with these BBers....There, I've said it again! If you leave this room now.... trust me, you'll be wishin and hopin' that you didn't!! Poor Kevin didn't know what to do.... it hurt so bad. Does he rescue Andrea and Paul.... does he do what Loren wants???? How does he find middle ground????

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Oh the heck with Andrea and Paul. Loren is standing there looking good, Pretty in Pink. Out comes the champagne, glasses and ice. Kevin pours one for himself and his lovely bride. They clink! They drink! Oh no!! Someone is banging on the door! Ah, Another One Bites the Dust, thinks Kevin. Now it really Hurts So Bad. At the door is RonB./Rudy...........................

Meanwhile, Dean pours Andrea some nice Italian wine. Oh heck, thinks Andrea Girls Just Want to Have Fun! Together, they sing "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, THAT'S AMORE!! Now Paul starts to wake with an enormous hang-over. Mama, told me not to come, thinks Paul. I'll have to find some fun on my own....................................

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Just as Kevin opens the door, Loren, having gone into the bathroom to change into something quite revealing, and not realizing there was someone at the door.. yells out in her s-e-x-iest voice... "Keeeevin, I'm your puppet... come here sweetie... pull my strings!" Whew, sweat was pouring down Kevin's entire body... and what a body it was! "Listen Rudy... get lost... go write love letters in the sand!" As he slammed the door.. he almost took off Rudy's face... He rushed in to Loren and could be heard whispering...."Ooo baby baby." She cooed back,"ooooooooh, I love how you love me." Outside their door Ron B/Rudy was plotting what he'd do next.... It came to him in a flash!!! "Aha, I know exactly what I'll do to ruin this guy's vacation!! This is how it's gonna go down.................................
Amore....... oh, sweet love. "Hey Dean," Andrea slurred..."wanna see my tattoo?" "I'm leaving it up to you," said Dean. "Okay." Andrea whipped out that right breast..... and there on that beautiful canvass was the rose. Passion arose in Dean.... <know what I mean> Andrea knew... knew what it meant and said.... "If we do...."will you still love me tomorrow?" Dean smiled... lit up a cigarette and said...............................
Paul, not knowing what day it was....decided that somewhere out there .. there was a good time going on...with or without Andrea. His first test would be to try to stand up! Slowly, slowly he got to his feet and just as he did he heard someone say...could I have this dance? Coming toward him in the moonlight was.................................................

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I'm going to diguise myself as Bill Clinton!! He gets more action than short, bald Rudy!! He does this quickly in the closet aka Superman. He bangs on the door. Loren answers thinking she would get rid of him but wait............... I could have had any young man I wanted and I picked an old one. At least this is an old man with money, she thinks. I'd love to love you, baby, coos Loren. Let's Get Loud! Ron/Bill smiles. Revenge is mine!!! Hey not fair, shouts Kevin. "I love the Yankees, I love the Yankees" chants Kevin.

Here comes those 2 vixens, Elaine and Corrine. Elaine is looking for the man of her dreams and Corrine's husband left her for Las Vegas (oops, his dream, not mine!). Ah, looks good to me, says Elaine. Tonight, I'll be Your Party Girl. Oh no, says Corrine, not another fight over a man! You can have him! You are Addicted to Love! I'm going to find one of the amies and have some fun...................................

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But it was too late.... By the time Kevin got his clothes on, they were no where in sight.. "Alas, I had more fun as Ernesto," he sighed. I hate this story! I thought I found my one in a million you, Loren, but all the time you thought of me as old and poor....oh... what a fool believes.. But wait... I still have an important job to do... I must rescue Andrea and Paul!! I must go out in the still of the night for this mission because I really am the leader of the pack." With fishing pole in hand in case he had to dredge the ocean, he flew out the door aimlessly...... which direction should he go???

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Originally Posted by Corrine Here comes those 2 vixens, Elaine and Corrine. Elaine is looking for the man of her dreams and Corrine's husband left her for Las Vegas (oops, his dream, not mine!). Ah, looks good to me, says Elaine. Tonight, I'll be Your Party Girl. Oh no, says Corrine, not another fight over a man! You can have him! You are Addicted to Love! I'm going to find one of the amies and have some fun...................................

Paul stumbles to the ground.... as Elaine tries to help him get up, she's blown away by his breath.... he reeks of booze! "Yuck... I know everybody's somebody's fool, but I'm not that much of a fool to settle for you! I once settled for a bricklayer.... big mistake! You're dead drunk!! There's a moon out tonight.... think I'll take a stroll on the beach and maybe get lucky." She didn't know how much action was going on on the beach.... but she'd soon find out!
Corrine didn't realize that neither Amie was on the island... The girl's vacation Amy wasn't arriving until next week... and the other Amie was still in Italy. Heck... she'd go over to the Holiday Inn's bar and see if she could find a travelin' man.... she had nothing else to do. Just as she sat on the bar stool she felt someone staring at her... she turned and saw him looking at her and mouthing...hey pretty woman. Seductively she looked back... off the stool she slid.. slowly she ambled over to where he was sitting in a little dark corner. She stared and thought... I must be goin' out of my head... this guy is---------------------------

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As Kevin reached the beach, he was breathing heavily ... it was quite a jaunt, he was really tired! Might as well take a little rest, he thought. Whatever was going on would have to wait a while. Might as well fish! He sat by the water's edge and threw his line into the ocean. Who knows... he might catch something good! After about a half hour he nodded off.... it was so peaceful. All of a sudden something was tugging at his line... it was big.. it was strong, and whatever it was "studly" Kevin was gonna reel it in!! He began fighting against whatever this was.... he kept pulling and pulling with all his might under a thousand stars. Whatever this was was coming in from beyond the sea.----------------------------------------
Meanwhile... Paul was again passed out on the beach, rejected by Elaine.
It's just a matter of time until he awakes and is in for a very big surprise!!
Elaine is lost in thought as she walks along the water's edge... She's very, very sad having lost her bricklayer.. but she knows that big girls don't cry. Someday my prince will come she thought. Did she realize what she was wishing for??? And, what if it came true???
Over at the Holiday Inn.... this guy is still coming onto Corrine, and she's returning the come on. Gee whiz he was handsome.Several drinks later they decided it was time to walk on by the bar and get a room! Was Corrine going back in business?????????????
Somewhere on the beach was Andrea and Dean..... she looked at his passion and said.."It's not worth being unfaithful to Paul for THAT little darlin'!! I must find my way back to him and ask for his forgiveness... Will he take me back?? My God, it's my prayer that he will." Would she make her way back to him??? Was he willing to forgive her????

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Andrea tenderly picks up her drunk and smelly hubby. Love Will Keep Us Together, she says. They go back to Costa Linda where she throws him in the shower. Now they are ready for some fun! The casino maybe? They go to the ALahambra and see Sherry who.......................................

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was the other thing hiding in their suitcase. (now they know why they couldn't lift it.) sherry is in aruba looking for her witchita lineman who is here helping repair the damage from ivan. she is hoping for an affair to remember but he turns out to be mack the knife. last we see of sherry she is running screaming across the island with mack chasing her.

meanwhile, poor andrea. there are no penguin machines left for her to play. she will have to find her fun at the roulette table because love makes the world go round, and round and HEY!!! her 00 just hit!!! my god, she has enough money now to buy another week at lacabana!!! isn't it romantic paul? we now have more time to spend...

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Kevin has had enough of women!! He's a happy man just a sittin' and a fishin'. He tells Amie to shop around for someone else.. he's not interested!She says..."oh Kevvvvviiin, I'll do anything for your precious love." Amie, I'll tell you this for the last time.... I'd rather be fishing!! It's my prayer that my young Loren will return to her senses and come back to me." Dejected, she takes her champage and leaves.... Last heard, she was on the plane back to Italy, sharing her champage with dead, drunk Dean who kept repeating...."I don't know why Andrea thought my passion was just a little darlin'. I don't know why Andrea thought my passion was just a little darlin'."

Meanwhile, Loren and Ron/Bill had already split. When Ron/Bill asked Loren to pick up the tab for dinner and drinks.... she realized she'd made a very big mistake leaving Kevin, even if he was old. By the time she paid, she had not a dime left.... How was she to get back to the Costa Linda? "All I need is $8.00 for cab fare," she thought. "With my youth and my body, it's a million to one that I can't get someone to help me out."

Wow... my prince has come. <no pun intended> Who would have ever thought that I'd wind up with Paul Newman, a private yacht.... mega bucks, me the bricklayer's ex-wife.. little old Elaine! This is crazy! As they walked hand and hand to the Radisson, Paul N. grabbed Elaine and gave her the most passionate kiss... threw her down on the sand and was about to "violate" her when he had a heart attack and dropped dead!! Elaine was so into it that she didn't realize he was now a "stiff," but wondered why his lips looked so deep purple.

Sherry runs faster and faster trying to get away from Mack, but soon tires and realizing she can't run another second... falls to the ground!! In seconds Mack is "upon" her.........."This is gonna hurt so bad," he says...

"Paul!!! Paul!!!!, Andrea shouts..... we have enough money now to do anything we want....buy more timeshare... build a house here on the island...anything! Look how much I won!" Paul, who hasn't totally forgiven Andrea for her unfaithfulness...thought, how sweet it is, but you don't own me anymore! What's he thinking????

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Elaine, Elaine - I can barely follow this!!! Someone help! Here goes:

ScubaBos, another dirty old man, pulls up to Loren. Hey Baby, Hey, Baby yells Scube. Sure, says Loren. I need to find my hubby, Kevin. No problem, says Scube, who has other ideas as they drive to Costa Linda, where Kevin, who would rather go fishing, is sitting all by his lonesome self.

Corrine has decided Show Me the Money! She grabs Brad's wallet and heads toward the casino. There is poor Sherry almost getting killed by Mack the Knife! Corrine picks up Sherry in Brad's new Mercedes that she has also pilfered from Brad. On the way they pick up poor Elaine, who has killed Paul Newman. Let's go up to Tierra del Sol where there are So Many Men, So Little Time with lots of money, the true New Yorker says. Off they go.......................

Paul has not forgotten the way Andrea has treated him. With all his winnings, he buys a house in Tierra del Sol and invites Nanc-erella to come over for an evening for an evening of........................................

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ScubaBos, another dirty old man, pulls up to Loren. Hey Baby, Hey, Baby yells Scube. Sure, says Loren. I need to find my hubby, Kevin. No problem, says Scube, who has other ideas as they drive to Costa Linda, where Kevin, who would rather go fishing, is sitting all by his lonesome self.

return to me kevin shouts into the wind. i need you babe! but loren is stuck being mauled by scube. scube begs loren to stay with him. chances are loren that you will come around to my way of thinking but until then i'll never fall in love again. fortunately, loren was able to jump out of the car in front of the alhambra and ran for her life. she had about made it back to good OLD kevin when ...

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Corrine has decided Show Me the Money! She grabs Brad's wallet and heads toward the casino. There is poor Sherry almost getting killed by Mack the Knife! Corrine picks up Sherry in Brad's new Mercedes that she has also pilfered from Brad. On the way they pick up poor Elaine, who has killed Paul Newman. Let's go up to Tierra del Sol where there are So Many Men, So Little Time with lots of money, the true New Yorker says. Off they go.......................

tierra del sol sounds great. but will murray still respect me the morning after when i return to him? ahhhh, who cares...we're outa here. but, the gods of aruba had another fate in store for corrine and sherry. they got to tierra del sol at ebb tide and rising from the surf was cedric the entertainer who shouted...

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Paul has not forgotten the way Andrea has treated him. With all his winnings, he buys a house in Tierra del Sol and invites Nanc-erella to come over for an evening for an evening of........................................

checkers. no wonder andrea ran off for some fun. however, nanc-erella just happens to think it's all in the game and challenges paul to 'dueling checkers'. winner gets to pick the rest of the evening's entertainment. thank goodness nanc wins or it could have been 'go fish'. nanc chooses...

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Corrine, I started with just a few characters, but I gotta keep up with you and Sherry!! I keep trying to follow you.. lol i.e. Ron/Bill - Dean - Mack - Brad Pitt - Paul Newman and now Scuba!!!! Notice I keep killing off or getting rid of everybody!! I'm following it perfectly!!!!

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she was approached by what she thought was just a dream, but after she got a better look realized it was John Kerry!! OMG, what was he doing here on the island of love?? Shouldn't he be campaigning??? Wow, he was dressed in his uniform, all his medals hanging neatly...the soldier boy. Hey, what was that Aruba florin doing dangling from a ribbon. Who was this person..... did he think everybody's somebody's fool?????

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Originally Posted by sherry tierra del sol sounds great. but will murray still respect me the morning after when i return to him? ahhhh, who cares...we're outa here. but, the gods of aruba had another fate in store for corrine and sherry. they got to tierra del sol at ebb tide and rising from the surf was cedric the entertainer who shouted...

"Hey baby....it's my party...come join me!" Sherry and Corrine looked at eachother and figured..why not!!! Whipping out their little yellow polka dot bikinis...a quick change and splash...into the water!! Why wasn't Cedric wearing his hat??? Was this really him?? And...... what happened to Elaine??? Wasn't she last seen in the Mercedes with the blue velvet upholstery??...[/QUOTE] those oldies but goodies!! Huh? What did this mean?? His body?? Those hands?? His clothes??? ??...


Lest we not forgot Andrea!! Where'd she get to??? Did she become a surfer girl?? Was she back in Sanicolaas...alone and downtrodden? Would she make it to the Amsterdam Manor Friday night???

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Elaine is no fool. She has Brad's Mercedes and his wallet! I'm Coming Up, So You better Get The Party Started she shouts to Paul/Nanc. Nanc, who is having such a "great time" with the exciting Paul thinks relief at last. She runs out to greet Elaine, the car and the wallet. Don't You Want Me Baby??? cries Paul......................................

Lest we not forgot Andrea!! Where'd she get to??? Did she become a surfer girl?? Was she back in Sanicolaas...alone and downtrodden? Would she make it to the Amsterdam Manor Friday night???[/QUOTE]
Another One Bites the Dust thinks Andrea. I want to make that party. There is an Aruba Frosty (or three) with my name on them. Andrea gives Corrine competition when She Works Hard for The Money. Andrea sticks out a gorgeous gam, some cleavage and a thumb, is picked up a love-struck local and is off back to the hotels.

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Corrine and Sherry were busy treading water with Cedric..... or, so they thought!! The moonlight above revealed that it wasn't Cedric at all... it was Mack.... of the famous Knife!!!! Sherry screamed...."Corrine, let's head for the beach.... he's crazy and he's gonna hurt you bad!!" "I will follow you...Sherry!!" As Corrine struggled to catch up ... Mack caught her ankle.... it was no use... he was too strong... Corrine was in really, really bigggggg trouble! Mack said leering.....you belong to me now!!

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Corrine]I am reporting for duty!, says Senator Kerry. What do you need, young lady? Please help me find my old man, oops, I mean husband. But wait, thinks Loren. Senator Kerry is an old man too and a Red Sox fan, but at least he doesn't obssess about sheep! Maybe I could get used to this. Make me a Carribean Queen shouts young Loren................................

Didn't she realize this was a trap?? Was she too young to figure it out??? Didn't she learn her lesson??? Was her night with Ron/Bill that unforgettable?
Come softly to me this stranger says............all the while laughing!!
Kevin was still afishin' listeinng to the music of the night. Tomorrow things will be better he thought...He didn't realize he'd have to climb every mountain to find Loren!!

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=Corrine]Elaine is no fool. She has Brad's Mercedes and his wallet! I'm Coming Up, So You better Get The Party Started she shouts to Paul/Nanc. Nanc, who is having such a "great time" with the exciting Paul thinks relief at last. She runs out to greet Elaine, the car and the wallet. Don't You Want Me Baby??? cries Paul......................................Corrine]

No! Nanc and Elaine yelled at the same time!! No, No, No!!! Paul had stardust in his eyes... and it still didn't help! He thought that with all his money, this little evening would be a shangri-la, but Nanc and Elaine had other ideas! Nanc was looking for the impossible dream... wasn't him! Elaine had too many wasted days and wasted nights... but wasn't that desperate! Poor Paul.... with all these women it's the same old song! He yelled.... "but after I got this money, I dreamed a dream.... thought I was a smooth operator...! Poor, poor Paul just couldn't get lucky!!

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=Corrine]Another One Bites the Dust thinks Andrea. I want to make that party. There is an Aruba Frosty (or three) with my name on them. Andrea gives Corrine competition when She Works Hard for The Money. Andrea sticks out a gorgeous gam, some cleavage and a thumb, is picked up a love-struck local and is off back to the hotels.

"Hey there.... want a taste of honey," Andrea coos. She figured this was some enchanted evening.... why not have the best of both worlds... a ride and whatever happened to happen. He smiled... and she knew thought oh what a night this was turning out to be!! Was it her imagination she wondered.... he touched me!!

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January 30th to February 27th, 2010
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NO, NO, NO, a 1,000 times NO!! shouted corrine. she knew she was done for but she had high hopes. amazingly, just in time she screamed please release me and out of nowhere came engelbert humperdinck. i must save someone who can spell my name. i must, i must. he mashed mack, swept corrine into his arms, and with sherry running after them he....

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Didn't she realize this was a trap?? Was she too young to figure it out??? Didn't she learn her lesson??? Was her night with Ron/Bill that unforgettable? Come softly to me this stranger says............all the while laughing!! Kevin was still afishin' listeinng to the music of the night. Tomorrow things will be better he thought...He didn't realize he'd have to climb every mountain to find Loren!!

loren was wiser than we thought. she decided dumping one old red sox fan for another was ok until you realized that this one was in the limelight. she could never again do what she wanted. so off she went looking for love in all the wrong places. i need to find someone who is unforgettable. i need someone who loves me more that baseball, fishing and sheep. just at that moment, walking out from another shadow...

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No! Nanc and Elaine yelled at the same time!! No, No, No!!! Paul had stardust in his eyes... and it still didn't help! He thought that with all his money, this little evening would be a shangri-la, but Nanc and Elaine had other ideas! Nanc was looking for the impossible dream... wasn't him! Elaine had too many wasted days and wasted nights... but wasn't that desperate! Poor Paul.... with all these women it's the same old song! He yelled.... "but after I got this money, I dreamed a dream.... thought I was a smooth operator...! Poor, poor Paul just couldn't get lucky!!

poor paul was getting frustrated. you'll never know how good i am until you try me. he walked mournfully along the beach looking for the perfect woman. somewhere, over the rainbow, my true love waits for me. i thought it was andrea but she has disappeared. but (here comes another shadow), out of the darkness he sees real happiness approaching. why it's....

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"Hey there.... want a taste of honey," Andrea coos. She figured this was some enchanted evening.... why not have the best of both worlds... a ride and whatever happened to happen. He smiled... and she knew thought oh what a night this was turning out to be!! Was it her imagination she wondered.... he touched me!!

wow!!! it IS true about the local guys. why didn't anyone tell me this before. tonight i'll sing those sounds of love. baby, i only have eyes for you! rats, just as things were really heating up...

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NO, NO, NO, a 1,000 times NO!! shouted corrine. she knew she was done for but she had high hopes. amazingly, just in time she screamed please release me and out of nowhere came engelbert humperdinck. i must save someone who can spell my name. i must, i must. he mashed mack, swept corrine into his arms, and with sherry running after them he....

Said ah, revenge is mine! You refused to see my show in Vegas 2 years ago that your poor husband worked so hard to get tickets for. With that he brought Corrine and the sweating Sherry to Moombas!!! Time to dance! Ah, thought Corrine, he's not so bad because I Love The Nightlife, I love to Boogie..... She and Sherry grab some Cosmos. Engelbert grabs the DJ and starts playing all of his own stuff.............over and over again. Corrine is forced to hear this for hours............ going Crazy. She leaves. But Sherry decides Engelbert is cuter than Murray, and she will Stay A While...............

loren was wiser than we thought. she decided dumping one old red sox fan for another was ok until you realized that this one was in the limelight. she could never again do what she wanted. so off she went looking for love in all the wrong places. i need to find someone who is unforgettable. i need someone who loves me more that baseball, fishing and sheep. just at that moment, walking out from another shadow...
is Tom Cruise. Ooh, I'll Be Your Baby Tonight thinks Loren. They head off to the Flying Fishbone for a romantic dinner for two. Just then Kevin is beginning to wonder Where is My Baby? He starts to ask around finds out his young bride is off to FF. There Goes My Baby. He heads that way too.

poor paul was getting frustrated. you'll never know how good i am until you try me. he walked mournfully along the beach looking for the perfect woman. somewhere, over the rainbow, my true love waits for me. i thought it was andrea but she has disappeared. but (here comes another shadow), out of the darkness he sees real happiness approaching. why it's....
Corrine who smelled the word "money". Just give me money, that's what I want! I'm not looking for the Impossible Dream. Where's Brad's Mercedes, where's his wallet, in fact, where's your wallet????? Isn't it Romantic? thinks Paul. Don't get so comfortable Corrine and Paul. Andrea is coming and going to knock Corrine with a Sledgehammer..................

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Originally Posted by Corrine Said ah, revenge is mine! You refused to see my show in Vegas 2 years ago that your poor husband worked so hard to get tickets for. With that he brought Corrine and the sweating Sherry to Moombas!!! Time to dance! Ah, thought Corrine, he's not so bad because I Love The Nightlife, I love to Boogie..... She and Sherry grab some Cosmos. Engelbert grabs the DJ and starts playing all of his own stuff.............over and over again. Corrine is forced to hear this for hours............ going Crazy. She leaves. But Sherry decides Engelbert is cuter than Murray, and she will Stay A While.................................

She stayed late into the night telling Englebert..."I can't take my eyes off you." Her eyes were misty blue, tears welling up when she said I want to wake up with you in my bed and he told her to hit the road! An evening shower had begun.... Totally rejected, Sherry walked slowly to the rhythm of the rain plotting how she'd get even .... Out of no where someone said...hello stranger......

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Originally Posted by Corrine walking out from another shadow...

For sentimental reasons, Kevin took along his fishing rod that he called Danny Boy. A fishing rod with a name!! Is it any wonder Loren was trying to ditch him??? He finally made it to the FF and spotted Loren playing footsies under the table with Tom... Tapping her on the shoulder he said..."sweet buns, turn around, look at me." As she slowly turned... he realized it wasn't Loren!!! But... she was wearing Loren's dress!!!! For all we know.......

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Originally Posted by Corrine why it's....

At that very moment, by the water's edge Paul saw a stranger on the shore.Her body language told him something wonderful. He knew Corrine only wanted his money...he finally got smart and left her standing in her tracks. He was now walking side by side with this dream lover... He had to try to remember where he'd seen her before??



Nanc, the queen of the hop showed up! There was sure a whole lota shakin' goin' on in that car.... Poor guy was yelling..."you're killing me softly," the two of you... don't stop!!" Andrea yelled back..."This girl's a woman now"... Nanc sneezed.... was she getting rocking pnuemonia? Somewhere in the distance there was an unchained melody.... wait, it's a siren...it's a police car. Is that Elaine in the back seat??? But she's not alone!! She's smiling....... It looks like she's reading from a book of love !!

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January 30th to February 27th, 2010
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Somewhere out there in Minneapolis, Amy's packing.... wonder what's hiding in HER suitcase!! Will she listen to Mike?? Will she stay out of jail??? Will anybody make the BB Friday night???? It'll be easier said then done!!

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January 30th to February 27th, 2010
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My fellow writers...... tonight's the party at the Amsterdam Manor!! Are we all stuck?? lol Somehow we've got to get everyone there or Kevin will be really disappointed when he gets home tomorrow!!! Put your thinking caps on! I'm going to try to add to the story since I'm home from work today.... Help!!!

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Turn around, look at me .....Who was this hot guy??? This magic moment stood still.... Sherry wasn't down for the count....she was stayin' alive!! Would he take her to his love shack??? Or....... would she be with the in crowd at the Amsterdam tonight??? Biggggggggg decision gonna on here!! What to do.... what to do!!

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Originally Posted by Elaine S For sentimental reasons

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Originally Posted by Elaine S , Kevin took along his fishing rod that he called Danny Boy. A fishing rod with a name!! Is it any wonder Loren was trying to ditch him??? He finally made it to the FF and spotted Loren playing footsies under the table with Tom... Tapping her on the shoulder he said..."sweet buns, turn around, look at me." As she slowly turned... he realized it wasn't Loren!!! But... she was wearing Loren's dress!!!! For all we know.......

Loren realized that leaving Kevin was a mistake.... was she was on her way back to him right now...... searchin' for a way to beg his forgiveness. Kevin, finally getting smart... threw Danny Boy at Tom... no more fishin' for me!! Loren, you're my first, my last, my everything!! He jumped on the back of a pickup truck hoping to get back to Costa Linda..... he knew Loren would be there.... he just knew it!! The party was tonight..... he was meeting Andrea and Paul and Amy... they would all have moments to remember. Was it the impossible dream???? He prayed she'd be there... his love Loren... waiting for him in their suite. Please let it be.... let me try again.

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Originally Posted by Elaine S At that very moment, by the water's edge Paul saw a stranger on the shore.

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Originally Posted by Elaine S Her body language told him something wonderful. He knew Corrine only wanted his money...he finally got smart and left her standing in her tracks. He was now walking side by side with this dream lover... He had to try to remember where he'd seen her before??

Don't ask how she got there 'cause this is only a story..... but it was his Andrea. He looked into her eyes and said I don't want nobody but you...can't smile without you. She in turn said....I'm yours, Paul! As time goes by will they stay together??? Would they be doing the stroll at the Amsterdam Manor tonight????

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Originally Posted by Elaine S Nanc, the queen of the hop showed up! There was sure a whole lota shakin' goin' on in that car.... Poor guy was yelling..."you're killing me softly," the two of you... don't stop!!" Andrea yelled back..."This girl's a woman now"... Nanc sneezed.... was she getting rocking pnuemonia? Somewhere in the distance there was an unchained melody.... wait, it's a siren...it's a police car. Is that Elaine in the back seat??? But she's not alone!! She's smiling....... It looks like she's reading from a book of love !!

As we know by now.... Andrea somehow, and I really don't know how so don't ask me.... is with Paul. The rockin' and rollin' in the car was too much! Nanc was handing the local quite well alone! She could care less about the party .... she was quite happy where she was and kept saying....teach me tonight!!!

How did Corrine get in the back of the police car with Elaine??? Easy.... she said... these boots were made for walking and I wanted to have fun, fun, fun! I get around! They didn't need that book of love.... The two cops sitting in the front of the cruiser wanted to go all the way. All the way where??? Would Elaine and Corrine twist and shout tonight???

Landing at Beatrix is Amy.... excited about meeting everyone tonight. Ready to have a few Balashi's or four or five!! Is anyone going to be there???? Would it be a bust??? Would they all shake, rattle and roll at this celebration?

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Turn around, look at me .....Who was this hot guy??? This magic moment stood still.... Sherry wasn't down for the count....she was stayin' alive!! Would he take her to his love shack??? Or....... would she be with the in crowd at the Amsterdam tonight??? Biggggggggg decision gonna on here!! What to do.... what to do!!

social butterfly that sherry may be, she is no fool. i'm in the mood for love. who knows, since i haven't even found out his name, this stranger in the night might want to party, then go to the party. honey, love me with all your heart and every other part of your body. then we can go to the amsterdam manor and dance the night away...

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Loren realized that leaving Kevin was a mistake.... was she was on her way back to him right now...... searchin' for a way to beg his forgiveness. Kevin, finally getting smart... threw Danny Boy at Tom... no more fishin' for me!! Loren, you're my first, my last, my everything!! He jumped on the back of a pickup truck hoping to get back to Costa Linda..... he knew Loren would be there.... he just knew it!! The party was tonight..... he was meeting Andrea and Paul and Amy... they would all have moments to remember. Was it the impossible dream???? He prayed she'd be there... his love Loren... waiting for him in their suite. Please let it be.... let me try again.

yes, for once, kevin was right. there was his love. waiting for him. she looked at him and saw no fishing rod, no sheepalo. kevin, you were meant for me. kevin was elated. she believe in me again. i have my princess bride back. they run to the beach leaving andrea and paul to talk.
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Don't ask how she got there 'cause this is only a story..... but it was his Andrea. He looked into her eyes and said I don't want nobody but you...can't smile without you. She in turn said....I'm yours, Paul! As time goes by will they stay together??? Would they be doing the stroll at the Amsterdam Manor tonight???? As we know by now.... Andrea somehow, and I really don't know how so don't ask me.... is with Paul. The rockin' and rollin' in the car was too much! Nanc was handing the local quite well alone! She could care less about the party .... she was quite happy where she was and kept saying....teach me tonight!!!

oh paul, oh paul, i love how you love me but we must get to the party. we made a promise. your spanish eyes mezmerize me but we are obligated. but, can we have the last dance together tonight? they too run merrily down the beach toward the party.


one of the cops turns to elaine and corrine with those ***y eyes and says, i remember you!!! you'll never know just how long we have been waiting to catch up with you. a bunch of people are waiting for you at the amsterdam manor. don't blame me but our romance will have to wait.

at last, amy is ready to greet her guests. she sort of recognizes andrea, paul, kevin, loren, elaine, and corrine, but where did all of these other people come from? there's tom, and engelbert, and 2 cops, the girl from ipanema (how did she get there?) and a dozen others that she doesn't know.

ok gang. i need to know what i missed. well says andrea, it started with a kiss....

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Sure honey he says... I want to make it with you! After the lovin', this stranger in the night and Sherry begin their journey to the Amsterdam Manor.
Could she pass this handsome thing off as Murray?? What kind of fool am I she thought.... Andrea and Paul will know.... Who cares, I'll just make the world go away!

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Originally Posted by sherry yes, for once, kevin was right. there was his love. waiting for him. she looked at him and saw no fishing rod, no sheepalo. kevin, you were meant for me. kevin was elated. she believe in me again. i have my princess bride back. they run to the beach leaving andrea and paul to talk.

They kissed and hugged...Loren was had!! Kevin sure knew how to handle a woman! He told Loren that without her he was mr. blue... that she was his earth angel. (awwwwwwwwww, Kevin!!! ) Loren.... tears in her eyes told him he was her special angel! Angels all over the place! Together they went to their suite to get ready to meet everyone.... Kevin was so proud of Loren... she was his party doll. Would he behave tonight????.[/QUOTE]

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Originally Posted by sherry oh paul, oh paul, i love how you love me but we must get to the party. we made a promise. your spanish eyes mezmerize me but we are obligated. but, can we have the last dance together tonight? they too run merrily down the beach toward the party..

Andrea better not go breakin' his heart again! Walking hand in hand to the party singing when Irish eyes are smiling.. they were ready for drinking and dancing! Andrea was ready for a great time before she made her midnight confession.... Yikes,,,,,,, (well she still has another week in Aruba... lots has to happen )

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Originally Posted by sherry one of the cops turns to elaine and corrine with those ***y eyes and says,

But.... I can't take my eyes off you Elaine says to her cop... promise that we'll do "it" later!! The way you look tonight, he answers... don't worry, we'll do it somewhere beyond the sea! Corrine wasn't having any less... before she had a chance to ask her guy .... he said he had a hundred ways of doing it... not to worry!! Soooooooo, they were now on their way to the party to be followed by a party of their own!!



Everybody was kissing everybody!!! It's a long story, but right now I need a drink!! Anybody else wanna tell Amy what's been happening??? Just then the bunny hop started..... look at that line.... there's...............

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Yes,it is the 16th! Has the party started???? Sherry and her date are there!! No notices its not Murray. One too many Dirty Martinis. Andrea and Paul arrive hand in hand. Corrine, Elaine and their cop dates. Amy has arrived from Minnesota. Wow, we all look good!!!!! Engelbert, Tom, and the Girl from Ipanema, too! (ah, Tom makes good money, thinks Corrine, but he's darn too short). Ah, the old bunny hop line!!! Then, wait it's the Cha Cha Slide! My favorite!!! Where are the Cosmos????? ( I can close my eyes and pretend, can't I?)

Amy thinks "what a bunch of nuts".

Loren and Kevin?? No way!!! This is their first anniversary and let's face it, girls, compared to some of our husbands/dates, he's still rather young!

And so the party wraps up.............................

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At the end of the night... Kevin and Loren tell Andrea, Paul, Amy and the rest ... hope we'll meet again.....Kevin whispers to Andrea...please don't talk about me when I'm gone..... is he crazy???? We're gonna get the whole scoop!!
Standing on their balcony, looking out at the ocean, enjoying their last night in Aruba, Loren and Kevin toast eachother..... Kevin says...."every day of my life" I'll cherish you..... followed by Loren who says.... "there will never be another you".
Happy Anniversary you two.... your friends here wish you many, many years of good health, good luck and much happiness!! Hope you have lots of wonderful moments to remember.

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January 30th to February 27th, 2010
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Pfew! My brain hurts from trying to keep track of all the action! Thanks to all of you for keeping the evil Ron/Rudy/Bill from taking my Loren, also shorty/Tom. Elaine, thanks for the kind words for our anniversary! Corrine, you were right - we never met the group, not because we didn't try but because we floundered trying to identify anyone.

We had a great trip, and I'm glad you all enjoyed yourselves at our expense !

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I was trying to be realllllllllly good, Kevin. Everytime a new character was introduced, I killed him/her off or got rid of them.... Someone, who shall remain nameless, told me to stop killing everybody off!!! lol Soooooooo, although it didn't get as nuts as the Murray/Sherry tale.... we did get a little crazy!! And,, you're welcome for my wishes....

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All of you are awesome.

This thread was hysterical and I am so confused, but laughing.

Andrea

Andrea.... this time you were fully clothed, and having a hot old time a rockin' and a rollin'! How's the rose tattoo doing???? lol

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